randombio.com | commentary Friday, November 15, 2019 Seven really hard ways you can make money on the internet!More proof of the Principle of Increasing Uselessness of all communications media |
fter thinking about this for a good twenty minutes, I've come up with some new ideas about how websites can keep themselves afloat without inciting their readers' wrath. And let me assure you that this article is pure clickbait. But too late, you clicked already.
I mean, let's face it: even if you're the best writer in the world, there are some cheapskates out there who are just never going to pay voluntarily to read your stuff. But there are ways you can trick them into sending you money anyway.
The way you're doing it now—by putting up paywalls to block part of all of your fabulous articles—won't work. All it will do is push people back to the mainstream media (which is probably the real goal: come on, you don't really think this mysterious shortage of ad revenue happened all by itself, do you?).
The same thing is happening to TV viewers. Now that there's a market for streaming services, all the content providers are starting their own proprietary ones and their prices are soaring. The Babylon Bee has a humorous article making fun of how that will play out:
"No longer do people have to pay upwards of $150 per month for a collection of channels," wrote one tech expert in Polygon. "Now you can subscribe to a bunch of different channels separately for like $300 a month. It's much more efficient."
But you have to pay your writers, at least until they can be replaced by artificial feed-forward Bayesian neural networks. Here's how.
Temporary embargo Medical journals were charging hundreds or even thousands of dollars for a subscription. So people in poor countries were dying because their doctors couldn't afford to read the articles. Solution: embargo the articles for a year, then make them free. Users of academic libraries loved it because it was so much faster than interlibrary loan. And people in poor countries learned to hang on for an extra year.
Of course, it needn't be a year. If you're serving news or interesting opinion, people will pay to get it a day earlier. And you never know, the ones who just say ‘meh’ might get a job someday.
Here are some things you might want to avoid doing.
Now, I have no idea if any of these ideas will actually work. But you knew that. I even told you up front this was clickbait. What, you thought I was kidding?
Kidding aside, paywalls change how people interact with the Internet. If people are forced to subscribe, they'll pick one big site, like www.economist.com, washingtonpost.com, or wsj.com to become their sole news source.
Maybe that's the goal. Putting your content behind a paywall might increase your revenues, at least for a time, but it also deprives your site of any chance to influence the public dialogue. In the long run, it's equivalent to going off line. Some big sites like New Scientist and the UK Telegraph may survive, but at the cost of disappearing from public view.
If these geniuses wanted to make money, they'd make sure their website is readable when the reader takes their ad-blocker down. They only get one chance. The fact that they don't care proves my theory that their business model is to short their own stock.
First AM radio, then FM, then television, then newspapers, then Usenet, then social media, and now Internet websites: all taken over by advertising, trash, and politics. It's another example of the Principle of Increasing Uselessness: every communications medium becomes increasingly clogged up with junk until it becomes useless and must be replaced with something else.
nov 15 2019, 4:18 am. last edited dec 05 2019, 5:44 am
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