The Time Travel Handbook
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The book also contains a fair amount of pseudo-scientific gibberish obtained from the Internet, including plans for building a time machine. The proposed device supposedly works by generating tachyons by colliding matter and antimatter in a home-made synchrotron; but the plans are more than a little vague on how to actually construct some of essential components such as the "Polyphase Warp Harmonic Field Array" and "Time Wave Rectifier" needed for a functioning device. Unfortunately, further details are unavailable, as the company that produced these devices went out of business in 2324.
Here is a sample paragraph:
The Warp Drive Continuum Booster in its general arrangement can be seen in Figure 2: Counter-rotating streams of electrons are tuned to collide within the particle mixing chamber. The two colliding beams are synchronized to interact in a small region of space where a superimposed pattern of two signals forms. This small pattern contains regions of temporal continuum disorders which can be measured.Don't try this at home. Highly entertaining light reading.