If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

Ann Coulter

nn Coulter slices. She dices. And that's not all. But reading this collection of scathingly witty quotes about liberals from the original Lib-O-Matic herself, taken from her previous books, columns, and public appearances, is like trying to dice an onion or slice a tomato in one stroke using just the sharp edges of a knife, without the knife itself. The point of political witticisms is to make a commentary memorable (or make a diatribe nasty, depending on your point of view). Here, the witticisms are gathered up in one place, all dressed up and ready to go out and make trouble, get arrested, and maybe even get themselves knocked up, but none of them knows how to drive.