Predictions for 2007

Start stocking up on dried crackers, salted peanuts, beef jerky and other survival gear. The coming year (which I predict will be called "2007") will be one of the most eventful yet. Last year's predictions were completely messed up, because of the tragic disappearance of Pluto from the Solar System, which totally screwed up our astrological calculations (I'm not sure why we didn't foresee it).


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