Hillary Clinton (D -- LV-426)

Okay, you already know most of the story: But enough about Hillary's new book, Livid History. Let's get back to our main topic, which is a linguistic analysis of The Lord of the Rings.

"Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulūk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul--One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

Dwarvish: "Khazād-ai-mźnu!--The Dwarves are upon you!" Whoops, I started talking about the Democrats again. Sorry.