Hillary Clinton (D -- LV-426)
Okay, you already know most of the story:
- They welded the doors shut to keep her out
- Acid for blood
- Slimy white liquid dripping from her mouth
- Teeth that send shivers up your spine.
- She wants to take over the entire planet, and fill it with
her offspring.
- Battle-hardened Marines scream in horror at the sight of her.
- And now she comes out with a new book saying "I was dumbfounded,
heartbroken and outraged that I'd believed him at all."
But enough about Hillary's new book, Livid History. Let's get
back to our main topic, which is a linguistic analysis of
The Lord of the Rings.
"Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg
thrakatulūk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul--One Ring to
rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to
bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
Dwarvish: "Khazād-ai-mźnu!--The Dwarves are upon you!"
Whoops, I started talking about the Democrats again.
Sorry.
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