Hillary Clinton (D -- LV-426)
Okay, you already know most of the story:
But enough about Hillary's new book, Livid History. Let's get
back to our main topic, which is a linguistic analysis of
The Lord of the Rings.
- They welded the doors shut to keep her out
- Acid for blood
- Slimy white liquid dripping from her mouth
- Teeth that send shivers up your spine.
- She wants to take over the entire planet, and fill it with
- Battle-hardened Marines scream in horror at the sight of her.
- And now she comes out with a new book saying "I was dumbfounded,
heartbroken and outraged that I'd believed him at all."
"Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg
thrakatulūk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul--One Ring to
rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to
bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
Dwarvish: "Khazād-ai-mźnu!--The Dwarves are upon you!"
Whoops, I started talking about the Democrats again.