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Monday, February 15, 2015

Summary of the South Carolina Republican debate

A two-hour nightmare

The South Carolina Republican debate was a two-hour-long nightmare. But the Democratic debate looked and felt like a scene from a Godzilla movie.

First Scalia, then this. What an awful day. I declare Bernie Sanders the winner. Unlike the Republicans, Democrats don't have positions—they have a direction: always more government. That's why you can never nail them down. Although whoever advised these candidates should be nailed down to the floor and not let back up until the middle of Cruz's second term.

In the interests of equal time, here's a scene from the Democratic debate between Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton (lower right).
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